After Traveling Abroad, the Nation’s Metaphysical Treasure Goes Global

【Emotionally steady capybara-type heroine X wealthy male lead who is a vampire from an ancient foreign noble family, a lovesick obsessive with multiple personalities who pretends to be a priest + Russian version of *Battle of the Psychics* + satisfying power fantasy + goofy comedy + incredible good fortune + heroine maxed out in metaphysics + 1v1 + international romance】 What’s it like to go abroad on vacation and accidentally end up on a foreign reality show? Jiang Daoli: Thanks for asking. I’m in Russia, just got off the plane, and a host claiming to work for *Battle of the Psychics* tricked me into becoming a contestant. When I got there, I found out that none of those so-called psychics could do a thing. When supernatural incidents break out, the other psychics panic and lose their heads. Jiang Daoli alone stays calm: “Sorry, it’s a little mischievous. I hope it didn’t scare you.” A weasel on the road begs for a title, speaking human words, and the production crew is so frightened they start swearing. Jiang Daoli says: “My Da Huang is adorable. Why are you running?” From a guest randomly picked up at the airport to the show’s strongest contestant, Jiang Daoli can only shrug and say that she really does know just a tiny bit of metaphysics! Other contestants: Witchcraft, shamanism, Taoist arts, magic, Druidry... You call all that “a tiny bit”? As Jiang Daoli’s fame skyrockets, the male lead’s primary personality arrives on the show with a divine revelation: “God’s guidance brought me here. You are the one destined for me.” His secondary personality is an obsessive, deranged maniac: “Oh, darling, don’t force yourself. I know you want me as much as I want you. Look, my heart is beating for you. It’s saying, ‘I love you.’” Jiang Daoli: “Handsome, hear me out. Wise people don’t fall in love.”