
Siheyuan: You Want to Borrow My Seed? Forget It
四合院:找我借种,这事咱甭谈
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- Completed
- Length
- 542k Words
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
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100Chapters
5.2kReads · 30 days
257.5kReads · all time
139Shelf adds, last 14 days
5.3Score
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After reading this book, I had a huge appetite. Everything tasted delicious. I even dreamt of marrying a beautiful wife who would give me a bunch of kids. Every single one of them would be a genius. I wouldn't even need to earn money; the kids would earn it all for me. You wouldn't understand the world of geniuses. Then I woke up.
It makes sense, even though the timing is off. But it's quite funny.
This child was born so many times that there must be 95 people in the entire city of Beijing! If each person has 7 children a year, and a courtyard house has 120 people, that's nearly 1,000 children. The book lasts for more than 30 years from beginning to end, which means there must be tens of millions of people in the city!
This isn't a traditional Chinese courtyard house filled with love. This is a pig farm! 😂😂😂😂😂
Old Yi should be given dozens of sons 🤭 Xu Damao should also be given dozens, then he won't have time to harm people 🤭
You know how to cause trouble, and you also know how to repay kindness. While you're not being fined yet, have more children to contribute to the country. 😏
Xu Damao is about to be driven to his death by you.
I've read so many similar works. Yours is really original. Most importantly, it's hilarious. It makes me so happy. 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
I would call you a genius, absolutely brilliant! It's just that some of the female characters weren't developed in detail; they could have been interspersed with other plot points.
I've never seen anything so unique, it deserves 5 points.