[Hilarious, absurd, System, superpowers, a ridiculous power fantasy, spiritual qi revival, and two beautiful masters with completely different personalities. It only gets funnier as it goes! If you don’t laugh, come at me with 5G.]
Chen Tao got an Absurdity System whenever he left people speechless. Make people speechless, and he would earn Absurdity Points that he could use for draws and skill points.
“Water that can actually raise your cultivation? Why does it smell so weird?”
[Uh... it’s phoenix urine. It’s been filtered, so it’s fine!]
Chen Tao: ...
“You tied my shoelaces together. It’s just a computer, was that really necessary?”
Luo Hao complained angrily.
“Yep!”
“You even tied a double knot! Aaaah!”
When a bully came looking for trouble with Chen Fan:
“Do you want me to teach you a lesson?”
“I only want yellow. I don’t like any other color!”
Bully: ...
When he stopped at a noodle shop, a bad guy with a gun picked a fight for no reason. Chen Tao had ordered beef noodles without cilantro. The guy left out the cilantro, then attacked him anyway, claiming he should not eat beef. Chen Tao, a model young citizen, stepped forward and ate the beef right in front of them.
“Beef noodles without the beef really are a tough problem, but with me here, it’s no problem!”
Bad guy: ...
As he learned more about the System, he discovered that it could even grant him superpowers.
When the five great nations invaded the Dragon Kingdom, Chen Tao smiled faintly.
He unleashed countless superpowers at random and scared them off!
As he learned more about this world, he realized it was far from ordinary. There were even magical beasts, and some of the more powerful ones could take human form.
Foxes, rabbits, phoenixes, and more...
And in his previous life, he had been...
It's so damn good-looking! Hand over the drafts quickly.