After I Transmigrated, I Took It Easy in the Harem

[Reborn in the Womb + Sweet Romance + Comedy + Unhinged]

Lin Yujing transmigrated.

She was reborn in the womb, and the first thing she saw was her peerlessly beautiful mother. Her family must be rich and powerful.

[At last, I won't have to run around scraping together that little bit of money anymore. I'm going to be a rich young lady who lives off her family, waits around to die, and enjoys life to the fullest.]

Years passed in the blink of an eye. The tiny bundle had grown into a graceful young woman, now of marriageable age. But an imperial decree confined her to the imperial palace.

She had been in the palace for days without ever seeing the emperor's face, and he had never summoned her. This was exactly what she wanted. She was delighted to live carefree, eating and drinking to her heart's content. What could be better?

But her second brother passed the imperial exam and became the top scholar, a title countless students dreamed of. This earned him the emperor's favor again and again. She was on the verge of tears. She sent a letter home to her illustrious second brother, begging for help. But her ploy was exposed, someone impeached him, and he was demoted.

With that yellow robe nowhere in sight, she went back to her carefree, do-nothing life.

But the good times didn't last. Her eldest brother returned victorious after defeating a foreign tribe. Once again, the emperor summoned her. Furious, she endured her aching back and sent a carrier pigeon that night, telling her eldest brother to get into trouble.

Her eldest brother put on a show of taking undue credit and acting arrogant and domineering. He was impeached for allegedly plotting a rebellion. His military authority was stripped, and he was ordered to stay home and reflect on his actions.

After that, the emperor stopped showing up unless he had a reason, and she was free again. She ate and drank whatever she liked, developing an increasingly spicy palate until she couldn't go without chili.

Then she started feeling nauseous. But a thought suddenly hit her: [Oh no, could I be pregnant...?]

She shook her head like a rattle drum. [No... no... It must be my imagination. Heaven above, Buddha, Guanyin... No, no, sorry, I don't need you right now.]

[This can't be real. This can't be real.]

Ugh... Another bout of vomiting, and she completely fell apart.