(System + Transmigration + Comedy + Invincible + Villain + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger)
The Heaven-Blasting Gang shows up, and all that's left is a needle and thread!
I hear the number one gang in online fiction, the Heaven-Blasting Gang, has resurfaced. Is that true?
No, no, no! I've always been an honest and upright man. Why would I do something so underhanded?
Besides, if I leave people with nothing but a needle and thread, what if they starve to death?
A single grain of rice should feed their whole family for ages!
Yeah, take everything except that one grain of rice. And take all the needles and thread, too!
What? Uncle, Auntie, you've got a granddaughter, and she's quite a looker! Let me have a go, and I'll make her even more radiant!
And now, please enjoy the performance of Zheng Jing, the top fugitive wanted by both the righteous and demonic factions of the Immortal Spirit Continent, the notorious heart-stealer across the Immortal Spirit realms, and the ultimate show-off!
Seriously, don't you think this is incredibly awkward?
It's alright, the Sky-Bombing Gang