【A wildly unhinged, morally bankrupt story】
A washed-up nobody is reborn.
She joins a livestream variety show. The other celebrities do the assigned tasks.
Jiang Xinyi joins the show as a mole, recruits underlings, and goes around beating people up. She beats someone up, then nearly gets beaten up herself.
Netizens: Isn't this some kind of gangster drama?
Sons of wealthy families fighting for power.
Jiang Xinyi: Nobody's perfect. If I can't beat them with words, I'll beat them up!
Lu Yi, who's been given a complete makeover and turned into a blond: “Huh?”
Later, she forms the Chaotic Escape and Wailing Organization, does all sorts of incomprehensible things, and goes viral online.
When cornered by reporters, she can only declare: The entertainment industry's always been crooked!
Claims that I led the director into a mass brawl, kidnapped the CEO of a publicly listed company, staged a fake accident, or fed a male star impotence-inducing herbs are all baseless. Don't believe or spread rumors.
Oh... While I'm at it, let me state for the record that I've put up a 100,000-yuan reward for the first person online to call me Sister Monkey. No ulterior motive. I just want to know where they live so I can bring them some local specialties.
I haven't written in a few months. I don't know if the last one was well written.