I’m the entertainment industry’s pure and innocent little sweetheart.
When I went on a variety show, they arranged for me to ride an electric scooter with a top-tier star as my passenger.
Trying not to break character, I was all soft and gentle, thinking twice about everything.
“Brother Liao, there’s a dog up ahead. Where’s the horn?”
The top-tier star was ruthless and sharp-tongued, firing off one insult after another.
“On my mouth. Beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep.”
“You won’t go on red or green. Is there no color you like?”
“See that snail next to us? It’s about to overtake us.”
…
I couldn’t understand why he was picking on me out of nowhere.
Then he raised an eyebrow, smiled, and drawled,
“That night, you were riding your souped-up scooter and hit me as I was leaving the nursing home.”
“At work, a gust of wind could knock you over. Off the clock, even a dog couldn’t catch you. You’re something else~”
???
Was the person I hit really him?
Wait… did I just break character?!
