A Part-Time Celestial Master Gets Arrested, and They Ask Me How to Kill Demons?

Name: A Part-Time Celestial Master Gets Arrested, and They Ask Me How to Kill Demons?
Author: Changshou Can't Fly

兼职天师被抓，问我妖魔怎么杀？

by Changshou Can't Fly (长寿不会飞)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 332k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Dragon-Tiger Celestial Master + demons and strange tales + invincible in the modern age + wish fulfillment]

On Blue Star, Ye Qingxuan enjoys a carefree college life, while occasionally moonlighting as a Celestial Master on Mount Longhu.

One day, while he was sitting in class as usual, a large group of fully armed police officers suddenly stormed into the room.

“Are you Ye Qingxuan? This is urgent. We need you to come with us!”

At the police station, the SWAT team captain laid the files on the table, his face grave.

“Why do you keep going up Mount Longhu whenever you have nothing to do?”

Ye Qingxuan replied calmly, “It’s my part-time job.”

“Other students work part-time at convenience stores. Why is your job up on Mount Longhu?”

“Being a Taoist priest at the foot of the mountain doesn’t pay.”

The captain’s head started spinning. “Then why does the current Celestial Master have the same name as you?”

“My master insisted on passing the title to me, so I had to accept...”

“And the thunder and turbulent winds over Mount Longhu three days ago, was that you too?!”

“Yeah. The demons at the foot of the mountain were acting up, so I stepped in to intimidate them a little.”

Ye Qingxuan answered honestly, only to find everyone in the room sitting in silence.

After recovering from his shock, a national security official took a deep breath. “Celestial Master, how exactly do you kill demons?!”

They say that before the current Celestial Master descended from Mount Longhu, a hundred ghosts ran wild without restraint.

But after the current Celestial Master came down the mountain

“Captain Liu, why are you wasting your breath on this demon? I’ve already blown her ancestral grave to bits.”

“If the patron doesn’t understand the Taoist Canon, I happen to know a little thunder magic!”

“Japanese female ghost! Tie up your hair!”

At this, the entire internet was stunned.

“Master, and you still claim you’re not an immortal!”

Other nations: “How are we supposed to fight that? The Celestial Master of Mount Longhu is basically a human nuclear weapon!”

Other names

Violet-Robed Thunder Arts and the Golden Light Mantra: The Nation Begs Me to Act紫袍雷法金光咒，国家请我快出手Former title · until Oct 2026

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