[Fufu as the sole female lead] [A fun read]
[Also known as: Everyone's transmigrated to Teyvat, so isn't it reasonable to become a profiteer?]
Zhou Qi transmigrates as the editor-in-chief of The Steambird. In addition to traditional first-hand news, the paper also features...
"I Was So Afraid of Getting Hurt That I Stopped Carrying Mora When I Went Out"
Zhongli: "By common reasoning, Mora does indeed come from my flesh and blood. Hmm? This newspaper costs five hundred Mora? I'm sorry, I'm simply not in the habit of carrying Mora when I go out."
Ei: "The dignified Geo Archon, the very creator of Mora, doesn't even carry any when he goes out? Unbelievable. Unlike me, I can cut through the mortal world with a single slash. There is nothing I cannot do..."
"This Shadow Warrior Is Such a Good Cook, Yet She's Overly Cautious"
Raiden Ei: "??? I suspect you're taking a jab at me."
Scaramouche: "No wonder Ei was so hesitant when I was born. It turns out she can't cook!"
"Bow Your Head. Who Do You Think You Are to Call Yourself the Anemo Archon?"
Scaramouche and Venti: "Blasphemy! A grave sin!"
Furina, who had just stepped down, happened to spot a copy of The Steambird on the ground. The contents of this issue made her break out in a cold sweat:
"The Dance of the Saints!"
What made her sweat even more was that editor-in-chief Zhou Qi recognized her and made her his personal reporter! From then on, she faced scenes like this every day:
Zhou Qi: "Today, The Steambird is holding a gacha event. To thank you all for supporting The Steambird over the past year, we've sent three Acquaint Fates to each reader's mailbox..."
Zhou Qi: "We've also introduced a guaranteed pity system. You are guaranteed to get a gold card within 180 draws!"
Furina: "Uh..."
All I can say is that it's bold, strange, weird, and awesome.