Genshin Impact: Teasing Paimon, the Card-Drawing Power-Up System

[This story absolutely has no steamy scenes! This story absolutely has no steamy scenes! This story absolutely has no steamy scenes! Important things must be said three times.]

If anyone deserves to be called Genshin Impact’s “Chosen One,” it’s Zhou Qi.

Sure enough, during the 3.5 banner, he pulled five five-stars in a single ten-pull and was promptly punished by the System, landing in Tenshukaku.

The Fair Lady: “You’re shaking. Is it because of the cold, or because you’re afraid?”

Zhou Qi: “Lady, ma’am, I was wrong.”

System: Ding! You have obtained Zhongli’s Elemental Burst, “Planet Befall.”

Zhou Qi: “Planet Befall!”

As “Planet Befall” came crashing down, the Fair Lady was crushed to dust in an instant.

Raiden Shogun: “Traveler, I admire your abilities. As a reward for your victory, I’ll allow you to leave Tenshukaku alive.”

But the moment Zhou Qi stepped out of Tenshukaku, he began spitting blood, leaving Paimon in a panic beside him.

Just then, the dishonorable Raiden Shogun charged at Zhou Qi with her blade!

But...

“Unbreakable.”