The Escape from Earth Plan: Humanity Is Just Too Competitive

“You know what, folks? I worked my butt off cultivating for 999 years and finally became an immortal. The moment I got up to heaven, Erlang Shen's dog chased me at full speed, with wind and lightning at its heels, and then... I fell into a pit~~~~~~”

When I woke up, I was on Earth. Hmph, mere humans who can't cultivate? They're nothing to me. Uh

They say cultivation is hard. I tried being an ordinary human instead, but being human is way too hard! Going to school means fighting through the gaokao rat race! And once you finally enter society, the workplace is just as cutthroat. Hey, hey, hey! You're just humans who can't cultivate. Is it really necessary to be so competitive?

Oh my goodness, humans are way too competitive! I want to leave Earth and return to the cultivation world. Humans are even scarier than cultivators