
If Someone Spits at Me, I Roll Up My Sleeves and Slap Them in the Mouth
别人朝我吐口水,撸起袖子扇他嘴
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- Completed
- Length
- 480k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 5mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Everything else is okay, but there is one problem. The heroine was adopted from the orphanage by the Cheng family. She is considered a formal adopted daughter and has legal inheritance rights. Don't the heroine's former friends know? Or is it that the Cheng family has always claimed that the heroine is their biological child? In addition, the heroine's family and friends vividly explained what it means to cherish something only after losing it. It is really confusing. It feels like they don't actually like the heroine that much, they are just not used to the heroine not taking the initiative to look for them. The final ending will not be that the heroine is relieved, and then the family reunites to make dumplings.
Nice! Who is the male protagonist? Is it Ying Xian or Cheng's brother? Or just two? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, please tell me, this is very important to me (ps: I am not against pseudo-orthopedics at all [crazy]) Ahem, let's make a serious evaluation. Judging from the later plot, I personally feel that the heroine is still too weak. Compared with other members of the Department of Public Security, her ability in the Demon Management Bureau is very slow, but she keeps following the missions. I personally hope that the heroine can be given a little more gold to make her stronger. , Instead of having to wait for others to save you after your high EQ choices lead to trouble, or the heroine will no longer participate in the tasks of the Ministry of Public Security (personally I think this option is unlikely) (PS: How the author writes depends on the author himself, personal thoughts, personal thoughts, personal thoughts, just take a look)
No follow-up? (Glancing up and down) (Cold eyes) Hehe (Smiling disdainfully) Very good (Shaking the red wine glass) (Take a small sip) I have seen through your little trick (the corner of your mouth raised a sinister arc) It's just to attract my attention (lowering the corners of your mouth coldly) However, you have to have a degree (eyes are three points cold, four points expectant, two points proud and one point indifferent) It's best to update immediately (sneer) Don't force me to kneel down and beg you. But it's really super pretty! ! ! !
It looks good. The setting feels very similar to the Animal Control Bureau. The cases she handles are also very funny. The heroine's system options seem to be obsessed with kicking hemorrhoids. Hahahaha is also a very interesting point. It has characteristics that people can remember. It is innovative in a certain background. The heroine's mental state is also very consistent with today's people. It is still very good. (Also, the author, have you seen Chen He's Animal Management Bureau? Or did you come up with your own innovation? The background feels quite similar. It's very interesting.)
Love to watch, (park) (lowly press the Rolls-Royce's horn) (window down) (biting a rose) (convex shape)
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking! ! ! ! I hope the heroine will not return to the Cheng family [Shy][Admiration][Admiration]
It's really beautiful! ! ! I really like the cute Zhi Zhi and the crazy Zhi Zhi! So crazy, I like it so much! ! ! ! Fire tongs Liu Ming! ! ! ! [Love][Love][Love][Love][Love]
It's very beautiful (silently walks behind the author) (takes out a small whip) (puts it against the author's chin) (leans down) (bubble sound) "Quick Update" (jumps away) (turns in circles crazily) (lyes on the ground) (jumps up) (octopus hugs the author) Hey hey~ Quick Update (crazy licking face)
The subject matter is novel, very funny and very interesting to watch, but I hope Ying Xian is not the male protagonist later on. I don't like him, although he is like a arrogant man with a poisonous tongue, and he is pretty good to the female protagonist. The childhood sweetheart character feels very egotistical and I don't like it either. Now it seems that my brother is pretty good. He protected and accompanied me when he was a child. He showed his true feelings when he ran away from home and was drunk. Although he avoided facing him later, he was fine in the crematorium later. Personal thoughts, for reference only. [Asking for explosive updates][Asking for explosive updates]
This book is really good to read, the plot is well written, the structure and the character of the characters are also very good, especially Cheng Zhiyi, who has a straightforward personality, a kind heart, dares to love and hate, and will not love if you don't love it. This is really cool. There is also the character Ying Xian. Although I can't recognize my feelings for Cheng Zhiyi in the early stage, I still want to save face when I fall in love later, and then the plot in the middle is a bit sadistic. Overall, it is very good. I hope the author will continue to update the book.