Rogue Software Invades, and You Tell Me It's a System?

[Meme humor + Comedy + System + Chat group + College life]

From the start, Gu Yi asks his best buddy for resources, only to have a little vixen of a System latch onto him. From then on, Gu Yi’s loser life takes a turn.

Wait, bro, you stole my takeout? I’ll hit back with something so potent you’ll be shitting yourself inside out.

You’re playing basketball downstairs during my nap? You must be feeling lively enough to want to die...

If you spot a cool-faced guy in overalls on a college campus or in the street, stay well away from him, because you can bet Gu Yi is plotting to screw you over!

So says MacArthur, who completed four years of college.