After the Sweet Little Heroine Read My Mind, She Went Dark

[Family Mind Reading + Beloved by the Whole Family + Gossip + No Romance + Livestreamed Kid Variety Show]

Jiang Yu, an overworked 996 employee, actually dies in her sleep.

Only after arriving in the underworld does she learn that the soul reaper took the wrong soul.

After arguing her case with the King of Hell,

Jiang Yu happily reincarnates with her memories intact.

But she soon realizes things aren’t nearly that simple. This world is exactly like a melodramatic novel she once followed.

The King of Hell actually tricked her.

Sure, she’s been born into a wealthy family with a beautiful mother and a handsome father.

But why is she the child the heroine lost to a miscarriage?

The King of Hell had everything planned out nicely,

but who could have guessed that his boss, Emperor Fengdu, would join in the fun

and reincarnate in the heroine’s womb too?

With no other choice, the King of Hell keeps piling golden fingers onto Jiang Yu, praying every day that she’ll live long enough to protect his boss.

[Jiang Yu: Mom, please don’t eat that! If you take a bite, your daughter and your son are both going to die!]

[Jiang Yu: You scumbag dad! Are you blind? Can’t you tell someone has replaced your childhood sweetheart?]

[Jiang Yu: Grandma, I suggest you have another baby while you’re still young. My dad is probably a lost cause!]

The whole family: ?

Jiang Yu has a grand time making snarky comments every day, only to realize that things are gradually going off track.

Who is this person tearing apart the fake sweet girl and trampling the scumbag? How is she a delicate little flower? She’s a man-eating plant!

And who is this lovesick simp? CEO Dad, your character is falling apart!

Also, why does the CEO’s mom keep trying to bribe me with toys to call her Grandma?

Where’s the promised tragic romance? The groveling chase? The rich-family mother-in-law and daughter-in-law feud?

Forget it. I’ll just lie flat.