From the Start, I Entered the Villain Sect and Drove the Green Tea Heroine Crazy

[Ensemble Cast + No Pairings + Face-Slapping + Talent Freak + Shameless Trouble-Maker + Outworks the World and Can’t Be Beat] She transmigrates and immediately faces having her core destroyed? Then she’s supposed to help the male and female leads’ romance along, becoming the ultimate sucker? Sorry! Your sect’s standards are too high. I can’t afford to waste my resources here. I’m out! On her first day after transmigrating, Tang Dou takes a huge haul of spirit stones from the number-one sect, then flees to the villain sect to lie low. There she discovers that the sect ranked dead last has everything except spirit stones. The heroine wants to steal the Dance Fairy Fruit? No worries. She can win with dancing, so we’ll blast the whole place with DJ music and hold an outdoor dance party to snatch the treasure. The heroine wants to dig out Junior Uncle’s evil bones? Don’t rush. Let’s warm things up with a spectacular, large-scale disaster first. The heroine has a treasure-seeking artifact and all the opportunities get snatched away? Stay calm. Bring the senior brothers and throw everything into a secret-realm stew. If it doesn’t kill you, keep going until it does. What? The heroine’s plan backfires and the pure jade maiden turns into a wanton woman! Keep a low profile and wait for a great opportunity to fall from the sky. * As the heroine’s devoted followers watch her plans backfire and their hearts break… Tang Dou: “Why has everyone gone quiet? Were they born not knowing how to talk!?” Onlookers: “Just say it! You say one thing and they’ve got nothing to say!”