One Comment About Cancer, and the Streamer Bursts Into Tears

[Everyday life] [Comedy] [Lighthearted]

Liu Kang transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to a Traditional Chinese Medicine inheritance System.

All he has to do is promote traditional Chinese medicine to earn rewards!

Before long, all kinds of strange patients start showing up!

A female streamer with a perfectly regular lifestyle comes in for a pulse check, brimming with confidence!

“How is it, doctor? Am I super healthy?”

Liu Kang: “You have a tumor in the lower lobe of your right lung!”

The moment he says this, the streamer is completely thrown!

“How is that possible? I just had a checkup six months ago. How could I have a tumor?”

When the streamer refuses to believe it and goes to the hospital for an examination, she’s left dumbfounded.

She really does have a tumor!

A frail college student comes in for treatment!

“Doctor, I haven’t had a bowel movement in three days. Baidu says it’s cancer. Could you take a look?”

Liu Kang feels his pulse and laughs. “Look up symptoms on Baidu and you’ll think it’s cancer every time. There’s nothing wrong with you!”

A bald 20-year-old boy comes in: “Doctor, is there any hope for my baldness?”

“Of course. A-Kang Brand Anti-Hair-Loss and Hair-Growth Tonic will make you feel like a teenager again in just 15 days!”

Years later, when a virus ravages the world and deaths skyrocket across Western nations,

Eastern Dragon Nation remains peaceful and prosperous!

Dragon Nation: “Seriously? It’s just a little virus. Why make such a fuss? A traditional Chinese medicine prescription will take care of it!”