One Comment About Cancer, and the Streamer Bursts Into Tears

[Everyday life] [Comedy] [Lighthearted] Liu Kang transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to a Traditional Chinese Medicine inheritance System. All he has to do is promote traditional Chinese medicine to earn rewards! Before long, all kinds of strange patients start showing up! A female streamer with a perfectly regular lifestyle comes in for a pulse check, brimming with confidence! “How is it, doctor? Am I super healthy?” Liu Kang: “You have a tumor in the lower lobe of your right lung!” The moment he says this, the streamer is completely thrown! “How is that possible? I just had a checkup six months ago. How could I have a tumor?” When the streamer refuses to believe it and goes to the hospital for an examination, she’s left dumbfounded. She really does have a tumor! A frail college student comes in for treatment! “Doctor, I haven’t had a bowel movement in three days. Baidu says it’s cancer. Could you take a look?” Liu Kang feels his pulse and laughs. “Look up symptoms on Baidu and you’ll think it’s cancer every time. There’s nothing wrong with you!” A bald 20-year-old boy comes in: “Doctor, is there any hope for my baldness?” “Of course. A-Kang Brand Anti-Hair-Loss and Hair-Growth Tonic will make you feel like a teenager again in just 15 days!” Years later, when a virus ravages the world and deaths skyrocket across Western nations, Eastern Dragon Nation remains peaceful and prosperous! Dragon Nation: “Seriously? It’s just a little virus. Why make such a fuss? A traditional Chinese medicine prescription will take care of it!”