Reborn as a Tree: Idle Cultivation and Training, All at Once

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I survived a car crash, only to be reborn as a tree?

This other world is full of spirit cultivators, and all I can do is watch helplessly.

At long last, I take human form, only to have my soul transmigrate again! Who's cultivating in my place?

While others absorb spiritual energy, I build spiritual energy generators. While others found sects, I start a limited company.

Want to cultivate but lack resources? No problem. Our company offers installment plans for pills and spiritual energy. Pay us back once you've become a mighty cultivator!

Want to take on disciples but don't have a place? Our company rents out mountains. As for the rent... well...

Eternal life is yours. All the money goes to me, the Musk of the cultivation world.