Come Along, You Crazy Little Senior Sister Will Teach You How to Scam a Hopeless Romantic

Iron Bucket Zombies, Pea-Shooting Lunatics, Keep Me Company Through Reincarnation [One couple + three lifetimes + no taking abuse, only satisfying revenge + comedy + silly, adorable pets + grand setting with deeply planted clues + little skits saving hopeless romantics + unconventional quick transmigration] First life: Empress: “You filthy blood bag, a bastard with reincarnation blood? You think you deserve it? Bleed!” The empress's daughter, Leng Qier: “You bastard, die!” Jing Xi: “You're not my sister. You're the old Holy Lord's bastard. You don't have even a drop of reincarnation blood. How ironic. Turns out you're the real bastard! A lowly bastard begging for reincarnation blood!” Leng Qier's face darkened with rage. Right in front of the empress's favored consort, Jing Xi loudly mocked her: “Leng Qier, I'll take care of the little pea princess you gave birth to! Hahahaha...” The empress's favored consort suddenly realized what had happened: he'd been cheated on... Second life: Ding! I'm the System! Jing Xi: “Can you wipe out my enemy's entire family?” System: “Yes. I can also save hopeless romantics while I'm at it.” Jing Xi: “At last, this incredible stroke of luck has come my way.” System: [She was the top prodigy, deceived by a scumbag. Then the scumbag cut open her belly and took the fetus to make pills.] My senior sister had it that bad? Jing Xi immediately offered a hundred thousand spirit stones to see the scumbag try giving birth himself! [She was the daughter of a wealthy family. She picked up a jade messaging slip and got her whole family killed.] My junior sister too? “Scumbag, come on. Let's dance on your family's graves!” ➕♛➕: A wild imagination, multiple worlds, and multiple times the fun Nine Reincarnations: Nine Fated Encounters with the Villain. Endure hardship and rise above the rest.