Starwatch: A World Shattered to Pieces

“What can I get for you, sir?” “Shattered entrails, congealed blood, writhing tentacles, lifeless eyeballs, twisted plants, withered limbs, mangled brains, scarlet fruit, churning together in a clash of red and white, then sinking into silence as yellow and brown mingle. Clear away this fog for me, so I may glimpse the truth!” “Speak plainly.” “Beef tripe, blood tofu, squid tentacles, sheep's eyeballs, kelp knots, cured pork, steamed brain, tomatoes, a split hot pot, and sour plum juice. Also, my glasses are fogged up. Please take care of that, thanks.” “Of course, sir. Coming right up.” “Hey, bro! We're out of cooking oil at home!” “Plastic takes around 200 years to break down, The average human lifespan is 76.34 years, Cherry blossoms usually bloom from March to May, Iodine-131 has a half-life of eight days, Once you open a bottle of soda, you should drink it within 24 hours. Everything is so predictable and ordinary. But what if the world stopped being ordinary? Say I'm lying under a tree, and what falls on me isn't an apple, a coconut, or a durian, but her, landing right in my arms~” “Ugh... enough, enough. I'll go out and buy it myself.” Not a power fantasy, not straightforward, and the protagonist isn't invincible. Feel free to share your thoughts, but don't flame if it's not your thing. If you're easily bothered, this isn't for you. (Half Lovecraftian + infinite worlds + world-building + some mind-bending elements + underdog protagonist who rises to greatness + combined superpowers + temporary System + god-slayer)