Honkai: Star Rail: This Guy Is Such a Jerk

Name: Honkai: Star Rail: This Guy Is Such a Jerk
Author: Yue Qing

星穹铁道：这人太屑啦

by Yue Qing (刖清)

Status: Completed
Length: 594k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Note: This follows the original game, with some original content added.

[The Unending Dimension] The unending ghostfire rises, and the galaxy burns away

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A Trailblazer who loves rummaging through trash cans and always focuses on the strangest things. It’s best when he stays quiet, because once he starts talking, things get out of hand. He’s intensely curious, but slow to process his emotions.

As for this Trailblazer, not only is he a little shit, he also loves rummaging through things, especially trash cans. You might spot a young man standing in front of a roadside bin, caught up in his own train of thought.

You might also find the Trailblazer on a space station, staring at a toilet, then pressing the flush button and vanishing, only to appear somewhere else. His curiosity is so boundless that he’ll even eat something that obviously isn’t edible, then pass out.

This Trailblazer is so outrageously odd that everyone who spends time with him can tell he’s a peculiar fellow.

And this peculiar fellow has no shortage of admirers, each with their own unusual tastes, all fixated on this one-of-a-kind flower. Dan Heng, who gets to travel to different worlds with the Trailblazer, isn’t worried. Everyone knows the one closest to the water gets to the moon first.

“Dan Heng, have you seen Caelus?”

March 7th noticed that Dan Heng had, for once, left his door unlocked, so she opened it and went inside.

Caelus was beside Dan Heng, playing a game on his phone. When he saw her come in, he spared her a glance and greeted her.

Dan Heng, meanwhile, was reading.

“…”

March 7th slowly backed out.

“What did she come for?”

“No idea.”

“Teacher Caelus, do you think I’ll ever grow taller than you? Or is there some way I can get taller in a short time?”

The boy rose onto his toes and held his hands up against Caelus to compare their heights.

Caelus blinked and took a sip of the specialty drink in his hand. Its strange taste made him stick out his tongue.

“The adeptus next door is thousands of years old and still hasn’t grown any taller. Also, could you stop calling me Teacher Caelus? It sounds like bad luck.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I feel like I’ve been insulted.”

“Sorry.”

Caelus pushed away the sword that was about to poke him in the backside.

“But why do you suddenly want to grow taller?”

Yanqing smiled faintly and put his sword away.

“Because I want to be tall enough to pick you up like the General does without it looking strange, Teacher Caelus. Carrying you on my shoulders all the time, with you dragging on the ground, doesn’t seem quite right.”

“I have an idea.”

“What idea? Let’s hear it.”

“Stop thinking about picking me up, and you won’t have that problem. So leave that sort of thing to someone else. You’d better stay out of it.”

Caelus nodded in approval and patted Yanqing on the shoulder.

The boy’s smile froze.

“I’m a little hurt.”

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487Chapters

530Reads · 30 days

203.3kReads · all time

100Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.2Score

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