Heaven Keeps Feeding Me, but All I Want Is to Lie Flat

[A heads-up: This is a female-oriented romance, with one heroine and multiple male leads. The main story only has flirtation; after it ends, each male lead gets his own “what if” storyline. The main plot leans more toward lighthearted everyday comedy, without much complicated drama. Probably.]

In the fifteenth year since Lin Fengzhi transmigrated, all the friends who had promised to wine and dine with her were dead. She, the most useless one of them all, had been saved by a passing cultivator.

But Lin Fengzhi, whose rough edges had long since been worn away, had lost the fiery spirit of her youth. All she wanted now was to lie flat.

The trouble was, the world of cultivation was fiercely competitive. The weak were cannon fodder, while the powerful earned the blessings of a 24/7 corporate slave.

A moderate at heart, Lin Fengzhi decided to aim for the middle of the pack.

It sounded wonderful in theory, but reality was harsh, and the Heavenly Dao always seemed to have it in for her.

Want a three-element spiritual root? Sure, sure, let’s give you a heavenly spiritual root instead. Don’t want to cultivate? Then we’ll have your cultivation level rise while you lie down.

So one day, Lin Fengzhi woke up bleary-eyed to the sight of her master’s ecstatic face.

“Little Madwoman! You’ve leveled up again!”

What?? That’s possible too?? Heavenly Dao, stop chasing me around and stuffing food into my mouth!!