Every Target I Pick on Is a Little Unhinged

Name: Every Target I Pick on Is a Little Unhinged
Author: I Will Always Love 02

我要欺负的对象，每个都不正常

by I Will Always Love 02 (我永远喜欢02)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 525k Words
Genre: Two Female Leads
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

A story full of cuddles.

Bai Qingge was a frail, sickly beauty. She stayed up all night reading an old-school, ridiculously cheesy Mary Sue novel, suffered a sudden attack, and transmigrated into the book as the villainous rich heiress.

She now had a healthy body strong enough to take on ten people at once, a vast fortune, an exalted status, and a childhood sweetheart fiancée so stunningly beautiful she hardly seemed real.

“My life is complete,” Miss Bai sighed.

But she was the villainous heiress, and her childhood sweetheart fiancée was one of the heroines.

And that so-called childhood sweetheart had already grown sick of her and fallen for a poor guy: the male lead.

Everyone knows that no one in an old-school Mary Sue novel is normal. Obsessive, substitutes, deranged, stupid, amoral, coercive love... Any negative label you can think of gets thrown in.

But who knows what got into the author? They also added every modern web-novel trope they could think of: a soldier king with an army of a hundred thousand at his command, a smirking Dragon King, and a jilted fiancé who declares, “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river.” You name it, the author put it in.

The villainous heiress Bai Qingge had no idea how she was supposed to survive in a world like this.

She thought she’d be safe if she just stayed away from all the main characters, but then she awakened a System that forced her to do bad things.

Given a second chance at life, all she wanted was to cuddle up to pretty girls!

Bai Qingge was lucky: she avoided the male lead’s bad ending and got to cuddle to her heart’s content.

But then she turned around and saw the heroines holding butcher knives, discussing how many pieces to cut her into.

She’d avoided a bad ending, but not completely.

Stats

263Chapters

52Reads · 30 days

99.4kReads · all time

6.2Score

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Having read up to chapter 25, my impression of Yan Ruochu is that she's truly a "good knight"—a master of double standards! She lies without a second thought, and when the protagonist tells the truth, she's accused of lying. No matter what the protagonist says, she interprets it with malice, trying to understand his every word and action.
57 likes2y ago
The content is pretty good, but I really dislike Yan Ruochu 😠. I hope Yan Ruochu has a dramatic "wife-chasing-after-the-crime" moment later on [bookmarked]. I want to see Yan Ruochu's embarrassed state 😏
47 likes2y ago
Actually, you could have just made Yan Ruochu a villain.
44 likes2y ago
One or two chapters a day is too little!!! I love it!! The main character and his deskmate are so sweet together! Hmm... It's so painful to read. I guess I'll have to ship the girl with my deskmate. No original female lead, when will there be a plot twist? Still five stars, though. Hopefully the ending will be better. I really liked this book at the beginning, but now even shipping the girl with my deskmate is a bit difficult. This is my third review 🥺
39 likes2y ago
The beginning was alright, but when it came to the cat, I really couldn't figure out what the author was trying to write. Was the author trying to make that person look bad, or to make her look stupid, or to create another couple, or to team up with the person who thought the cat was great? 🤦🤦🤦 Anyway, let's just leave it at that and update a few more chapters to see how things develop.
19 likes2y ago
Honestly, the beginning was stomach-churning 🤦, but it only got good later on; the setup was too long. Also, I've never read an old-school Mary Sue novel before, is it really as good as the synopsis says? Unbelievable! And one more thing I'm really curious about, just how many hatchets does our Miss Qingge have? 😏
15 likes2y ago
That's too little, not enough to read! Can't you update more? Please add tens of thousands more words! 😫😫
15 likes2y ago
Dear author... I have a small request: no matter what, please don't abandon this book... It's not a must-do, I just hope you see this comment. It's a shame that a book I liked was reported and the author abandoned it... Anyway, I, as a fan, will definitely keep reading this book! 🥺👍👍
13 likes2y ago
Overall, I still like it. The only thing is that Yan Ruochu is really annoying right now. She seems like a self-righteous fool, and it seems hard for her to redeem herself, or even if she were, she'd still be annoying. 🍉 Keep it up, looking forward to the next episode 🍉
13 likes2y ago
It's beautiful, I love watching it, please post more! 😘😘😘
11 likes2y ago