Reborn, Who Needs Romance? Cultivation Is Way Better

[System + urban immortal cultivation + sweet romance + daily life + an adorably contrasting heroine + lighthearted comedy] Zhang Mingyu is nearing forty, still single, and worn down both physically and mentally by society. He is reborn after taking the college entrance exam and bound to a cultivation System. What’s more, the System already assumes he’s in a world of immortal cultivation. Registering at college is interpreted as entering an immortal sect. The textbooks issued by the school are judged to be cultivation manuals. Jade is spirit stone, Liuwei Dihuang Wan is an essence-nourishing pill, and the vicious dog by the roadside is a demon beast... “Zhang Mingyu, why haven’t you been reaching out to me lately? I never explicitly agreed to be with you, but I never turned you down either...” Just as the girl who treated him as a backup in his previous life and wants to manipulate him again in this one comes over to demand an explanation, a Porsche 911 pulls up by the roadside. A stunning beauty, widely considered the fairest of them all, steps out and unabashedly wraps her arms around Zhang Mingyu’s. She asks him affectionately, “Darling, who’s she?” Given a new lease on life and the chance to grow stronger through cultivation, Zhang Mingyu has a clear plan: First, dating is out of the question. If I seal my heart in concrete, nothing can get to me. Second, do the coolest things, make the most money, and charm the hottest girls! Third, cultivate immortality, attain the Dao, and transcend the ordinary!