The Boss Is a Master of Both Pen and Sword, Beating Up Ghosts and People Alike

[Transmigration + strong female lead + face-slapping + adored by everyone + silly comedy + going crazy + ghost-catching] Shen Zhiyue wakes up to find herself in a world where her biological father abandoned her and she’s been bullied for two whole years. Everyone thinks she’s still that helpless country girl who can’t fight back, but Shen Zhiyue floors her bullies one by one. When her scumbag ex tries to win her over, she tells him, “You dead-eyed coffin-face, I wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot pole. That’s just how straightforward I am.” On a variety show, Shen Zhiyue reinvents herself as a descendant of Ziwei. A few words are all it takes to turn a listless cow into a fighting bull that charges off for several kilometers. A sweet, innocent girl tearfully plays the victim to win sympathy. Shen Zhiyue beats her to the punch, falling to the ground first. “It’s only forty-degree water. How could it scald me to death? You’ve got two eggs above your eyebrows, but all you can do is blink. At night, you’d better take turns keeping watch with your eyes. I’m afraid my hands might have a mind of their own.” Shen Zhiyue talks back to heaven, earth, and thin air, and beats up people, ghosts, and animals. At last, every evil ghost trembles at the sight of her. With one sweep of her arm, she catches them and stuffs them into the haunted house she just opened. Trying to escape? No way. You’re all working for me now! Everyone applauds. There’s no need to act normal. If you’ve got nothing to offer, offer your life. Do whatever makes you happy. At last, the world has gone as crazy as everyone wanted.