I Don't Need Cheats: I Am the Cheat

[Infinite Flow] Bu Sai enters a horror game. They say that if you clear a certain number of dungeons and defeat the enforcers, your wish will come true.

Bu Sai says he isn’t interested and ignores the so-called System announcements.

[System: You can get an unlimited supply of food.]

Let’s go! Where’s the dungeon?

First dungeon: Punch a hole through an entire wall, sling a supernatural NPC over his shoulder and head for the exit, all while being obliviously sharp-tongued.

“Is something wrong with your head?” (Sincere)

Second dungeon: Punch through the skill of a top-ranked player, nearly get someone killed, then be the first to complain.

“I told you you’d get hurt, but you wouldn’t listen.” (Aggrieved)

After that, whether the challenge is brain-bending, a race, or a fight for survival, Bu Sai clears every dungeon in a way that should be completely impossible.

Other players: What the hell? No way! He’s definitely cheating! How can a body-enhancement skill make someone jump higher than a tree?!!!

[System check: Player Bu Sai has not cheated. Please do not make malicious assumptions.]

The other players look at the dungeon NPCs, who willingly follow Bu Sai and risk their lives for him…

Maybe take off those rose-colored glasses and have a proper look? Are you sure he isn’t cheating?

A strong but clueless beauty of a bottom, with unknown combat power and identity, X a mysterious, wicked green-tea top who is a monster through and through.

The bottom really is an idiot, but he’s not a good-for-nothing in everyday life. He’s just exceptionally innocent and saintly, in his own very particular way. For example, if he sees someone with a broken leg crying out in pain, he’ll go over to comfort them, then twist their head right off, because he thinks that after such a quick death they won’t have to suffer anymore.