I Don't Need Cheats: I Am the Cheat

【Infinite Flow】Bu Sai enters a horror game. They say that if you clear a certain number of dungeons and defeat the enforcers, your wish will come true. Bu Sai says he isn’t interested and ignores the so-called System announcements. 【System: You can get an unlimited supply of food.】 Let’s go! Where’s the dungeon? First dungeon: Punch a hole through an entire wall, sling a supernatural NPC over his shoulder and head for the exit, all while being obliviously sharp-tongued. “Is something wrong with your head?” (Sincere) Second dungeon: Punch through the skill of a top-ranked player, nearly get someone killed, then be the first to complain. “I told you you’d get hurt, but you wouldn’t listen.” (Aggrieved) After that, whether the challenge is brain-bending, a race, or a fight for survival, Bu Sai clears every dungeon in a way that should be completely impossible. Other players: What the hell? No way! He’s definitely cheating! How can a body-enhancement skill make someone jump higher than a tree?!!! 【System check: Player Bu Sai has not cheated. Please do not make malicious assumptions.】 The other players look at the dungeon NPCs, who willingly follow Bu Sai and risk their lives for him… Maybe take off those rose-colored glasses and have a proper look? Are you sure he isn’t cheating? A strong but clueless beauty of a bottom, with unknown combat power and identity, X a mysterious, wicked green-tea top who is a monster through and through. The bottom really is an idiot, but he’s not a good-for-nothing in everyday life. He’s just exceptionally innocent and saintly, in his own very particular way. For example, if he sees someone with a broken leg crying out in pain, he’ll go over to comfort them, then twist their head right off, because he thinks that after such a quick death they won’t have to suffer anymore.