Villain: Everyone’s Gawking, and the Heroines Have All Gone Crazy

{Comedy + Humor + Inner Thoughts} [If Duan Chunyu had never been born, the scum of the ages would have lived in endless night.] [Xiao Yu, where are you going?] [Holy crap, President Ji, calm down! We can talk this out. Put the knife down first!] [You scumbag! You ate my melon and now you think you can run?] [Madam, don’t come any closer! Don’t do anything rash! You… you… fine, come on, let’s fight!] [I’m doomed, I’m doomed! All I did was enjoy some gossip, and now all the heroines have turned evil. System, get out here! Quit pretending you’re dead. If you don’t show up, you’ll miss seeing me for the last time!] [Host, accept my condolences. Have a safe journey!] [You bastard! If I can’t have a good time, then no one can! Die, die, hehehe… You’re dead!] Wang Duoyu: Brother Yu, rest easy. Once you’re gone, your spot will be mine. Duan Chunyu: Pah… You backstabbing traitor! You’re always hoping I’ll die! Xie Yiming: Brother Yu, am I not handsome enough, or do I not have enough money? Why won’t my goddess even look at me? Duan Chunyu: Young master, listen to me. You can’t handle this one. Find someone else!