I Told You to Livestream Sales, Not Teach People to Exorcise Corpses!

He’s livestreaming an antiques appraisal when he discovers that a top-tier star’s girlfriend is actually a corpse demon who changes skins and drinks blood…! Next, he exposes a heretical cultivator’s corpse-refining operation live, then runs into a hundred ghosts on a night parade outdoors and uses a magical suona to send them off to the afterlife. Xiao Yu knows that the ultimate destination of the universe is livestream shopping. After going viral time and again, he finally starts his career selling products on livestream. Xiao Yu: “What, you think 79 yuan for one fire talisman is too expensive? No problem, I’ll bring the price down! Just 49 each, the lowest price online. Buy ten and get a five-meter corpse-binding rope for free. Tap the link…” “Next up is The Five-Year Ghost Hunt and Three-Year Corpse Driving Exam Prep Guide, written by several Supreme Celestial Masters. The first ten buyers will also get a free purple robe just like the Old Celestial Master’s, and one lucky viewer will be randomly chosen to receive a money sword. Tap the link…” The authorities: “We only told you to sell things on livestream. We didn’t tell you to teach them how to drive corpses!” Fellow cultivators: [Good heavens, the streamer’s actually trying to teach us how to hunt ghosts and drive corpses!]