Help! My System Was Hijacked by Aha!

Yuan Qing transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, only for his personal System to be hijacked by Aha, the Aeon of Elation! From then on, the System goes out of its way to find ways to mess with him. 【You've encountered an old lady about to cross the street. Choose:】 【a. Help the old lady cross. Reward: Health +1】 【b. Help the old lady cross against the light. Reward: Talent Point +1】 What the hell... Even an idiot knows which one to pick! As his journey through the stars unfolds, his “great deeds” gradually come to light. Cocolia: How dare you flirt with the Supreme Guardian? Death! Silver Wolf: You cut my connection during a gaming tournament. Are you out of your mind? Topaz: What? You're the one who scammed the company out of a trillion Credits twenty years ago? Jing Yuan: So you're the rebel from the Disciples of Sanctus Medicus? Fu Xuan: You jerk! You were the one who blew up the Jade Gate back then, but you made me pay off the debt for thirty years! Blade: Everyone, move aside. I have a seven-hundred-year-old grudge to settle! Jingliu: Get in line behind me! The entire universe agrees: Yuan Qing? He's a good (lunatic) guy, just a bit of a bastard. Yuan Qing: I'm innocent! This is all Aha's fault!