A Survival Guide for the Urban Immortal Venerable; “The green wind sweeps away the road ahead, the violet lightning washes away the dust behind. I roamed across the four corners of the world, dwelling in the eight wildernesses.” I, Lang Yubu, traveled across the four corners and eight wildernesses. I witnessed saints fall and gods be born, and attained the Great Dao. Then, in a single day, I returned to stillness and arrived in this place of speeding iron chariots and towering skyscrapers. What should I do? I can’t exactly go lay bricks, can I? No, no way. Become an internet celebrity?