Every Word Hits Like a Bomb, Leaving Foreigners Completely Dumbfounded!

Name: Every Word Hits Like a Bomb, Leaving Foreigners Completely Dumbfounded!
Author: Writing as the Mood Takes Me

开口即暴击，老外集体懵圈！

by Writing as the Mood Takes Me (随缘码字)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 231k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 10mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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103Chapters

473Reads

5.7Score

106Shelves

43Listens

636.8kReads · all time

Synopsis

Cheng Yan transmigrates into the live-broadcast arena of a competition where contestants are tested on their Chinese proficiency at level ten. And he's the host who sets the questions... Looking at the third-grade elementary school exam questions someone has shoved into his hands, Cheng Yan tears them to pieces. Once on stage, he sees the foreigners brimming with confidence and curls his lips into a cruel smile. You foreign kids, get ready! Then... The moment Cheng Yan announces the level-three test on Chinese characters with multiple pronunciations, the foreigners on stage are instantly baffled! Cheng Yan: “Contestants, please answer. First question: If a person is capable, then in their line of work, they can do the work; if they can do the work, then they can do every kind of work, and every line of work is doable...” “What does ‘doable’ mean here?” The foreigners, who haven't even understood the question: “???” The people of Huaxia watching the livestream: “???” During filming... The foreigners wail and cry: “I'm done! I want to go home! Home!” The viewers rejoice: “If I memorize this, I'll definitely pass my Mandarin exam!”

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Very nice! I hope there won't be a female protagonist in the future!
82 likes2y ago
@ A sigh of relief, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, great
8 likes2y ago
You don't understand me at all (angry) How can I understand you if you don't tell me (Why is she angry) There is no need to say anything to truly understand (I hope you can coax me) Don't I understand after you say it? (You want to say you are angry) What's the point of saying it? (I'm angry and I have to tell you?) You should understand even if I don't tell you (I'm already like this and you still don't coax me) I'm not a fortune teller (I don't know why you're angry) I know what you mean (why are you angry, why are you angry) I don't mean anything (even more angry) It's really boring (I'm tired again) Yes (I'm anxious) Now you find it boring when I talk, don't you? (Jian Yan starts to prepare to attack) Did I mean it was boring (I wanted to coax you, but you didn't tell me) Then when I say it's boring, does it mean it's boring? (I asked you to coax me when I was angry, but you didn't coax me, so I felt aggrieved and angry) Then tell me what do you mean? (Am I not coaxing you? You have been blaming me and criticizing me, and you have not told me) Okay, then I'll tell you now what I mean (I'm angry and I need you to coax me) The author has come up with a famous scene, which is very interesting.
7 likes11mo ago
Come on! Damn it, I read this book, and I realized that I had read it before. But I didn't read the last few pictures. The interruption was too severe. I haven't seen it for several days. When will it be updated? ? Oh, it has been updated. Will it be updated tomorrow? [Thinking][Thinking][Thinking][Thinking][Thinking]
7 likes2y ago
Dear author, this is such a beautiful novel. Can you please update it soon? 🥺🥺🥺
7 likes2y ago
How do you feel like you are walking with half a million? Commit seppuku
5 likes2y ago
The writing is beautiful.
5 likes2y ago
The content is pretty good, but the main thing is that the update speed is really slow. This book was published on December 7, 2023, and as of January 30, 2025, it doesn't even have 100 chapters, so I only give you four stars. The last star is because your update speed is too slow, so I won't give it to you.
4 likes1y ago
Looks good! I love seeing slaps in the face!
4 likes1y ago
Now that I've seen it, I think it looks pretty good. Let me review it later.
2 likes1y ago

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