Lu Zhishen: I Have a System Too

This book is so good I don't usually tell just anyone about it. It’s about a man named Lu Zhisen who unexpectedly transmigrates as Lu Zhishen from Water Margin, landing in a parallel world where time and space are all jumbled up. He also gets a “Supreme Above All” System, so he has no choice but to accept reality and make the best of his new life. But he never expected that, as soon as he arrived in this parallel world, one absurd yet strangely plausible character and event after another would come his way. They leave him laughing and crying at once, while making life feel wonderfully colorful. He really didn't transmigrate for nothing. Use Cao Cao to command pigs and monkeys, bring King Zhou of Shang for three visits to an outhouse, buy Wu Zetian a pair of high heels, help Tang Bohu woo Qiuxiang, help Sima Guang smash a vat, get Zhu Yuanzhang to invest in diesel engines, sing pop songs for Li Shishi, scare Liu Bang away with firecrackers, lash out at Yelu Abaoji, meet Diao Chan, sink a chest of treasures in a fit of anger, open a library, invest in malatang, open a hand-pulled noodle shop, curse out Hitler, host a banquet for Cao Xueqin… Good heavens! Lu Zhishen has done so many earth-shaking things. He was never destined to be an ordinary man, was he?!