A Mind-Reading Cannon Fodder Gossips, and the Group Leader Gets Kidnapped Again

There’s always fun to be had gossiping. Come join in! The little girl Mo Qimi has been elevated to princess and is gossiping alongside the Crown Prince, the Emperor, and all the civil and military officials. [What rotten family business? The Minister of Rites’ second wife had an affair, and out of all those children, only the Empress is actually his.] The Minister of Rites, who was pelted with bird droppings and then discovered he’d been cuckolded… [The sucker of an older brother is here. Let’s see what the big brother who’s destined to be the male lead’s stepping stone looks like.] Mo Yingsheng… Whose brat is this? Such terrible manners. Oh, she’s one of ours. Never mind, then. Mom and Dad, don’t tug my ears! It hurts! [That jerk Ye! The current Crown Prince is actually the main villain. This is bad. I think I bullied him before.] Mo Qimi looked at the ill-intentioned young man and made a speedy escape. [If you’re asking who’s had the worst luck, it’s definitely me. Who did I ever offend? I’ve been kidnapped over and over, and I’m supposed to be the short-lived heiress in a story about the real and fake heiresses, dying to make room for that impostor. To heck with that! Just watch me use my tanks and cannons, and chase down the thieves for three thousand feet in my car. I’ll use modern technology to take on the whole protagonist squad!] … Group leader, don’t go wild. Let’s keep our heads down and lie low. Only those who’ve suffered through the bitterest hardships can rise above the rest. [I don’t want to! It’s so frustrating. The group members are all useless, and I always have to do everything myself.] A humorous ensemble story, 1v1 romance. The male and female leads are childhood friends, and the female lead has an unbelievably bad sense of direction. An unreliable Emperor, an overworked Crown Prince, and a little girl who loves getting involved in everything.