Let's Eat Melon! The Whole Family Hears My Thoughts and Slaughters Their Enemies
吃香瓜！全家偷听我心声嘎嘎乱杀
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 276k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
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Synopsis
Other names
- My Scumbag Dad Faked His Death to Keep a Mistress? I'll Send Him to Meet the King of Hell渣爹假死养外室？送他去见老阎王Alternate title on Fanqie
Stats
129Chapters
1.7kReads · 30 days
511.6kReads · all time
171Shelves
8.8Score
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Well written, I enjoy reading it; it's lighthearted and funny. Keep it up!
This is so good! I haven't read such an interesting book in a long time.
It's so good! Keep up the good work, author!
It cracked me up! It's absurd, the story is quite interesting, it would have been better if the bad guys couldn't hear each other's thoughts. Also, the later parts got a bit messy. But overall it's still pretty good, and hilarious; it's been my go-to source of laughter lately.
Everyone's just watching the drama unfold. It's so awkward, so scary! It really shows the full spectrum of human nature!
It was definitely satisfying, much more so than those stories where the female lead is first thoroughly vilified and then clarified. A female lead who doesn't know how to talk back is even more infuriating. But you can't get hung up on the logic, and it was relatively easy to write—just enjoy the gratification. The fact that they didn't have to arrange marriages for the brothers was quite pleasing. There were so many typos, and just when I was about to give up reading further, it ended.
The beginning was really well-written, but the latter part felt a bit forced. The female protagonist transmigrates 999 times, inheriting everything she learned in each life. She's incredibly powerful—a shrewd businesswoman, a domineering CEO, a grandmaster of demonic cultivation, an empress… and she even develops cutting-edge technology like cannons and torpedoes.
Haha, so good! It's hilarious! The gossip system is great, lots of juicy gossip, a lighthearted and humorous atmosphere, so entertaining! 😀😀😀
It's nonsensical and funny, with no logic, but it's entertaining to watch.
The plot is full of exciting moments, and the witty and humorous writing is very pleasant. I actually flipped through this book several times without reading it because the author's description of the book wasn't quite right. A couple of days ago, I stumbled upon it again and thought I'd give it a try! Wow, it's amazing! It's so good!