Showbiz: I Really Just Want to Lie Flat!

(Competition + dating show + sweet romance + lighthearted fun + playful references + healing) “What is this green pancake?” “Eggs. I saw it online. First you juice some spinach, then…” “Stop!” Li Chi gives a light cough and points at the other plate of blackened stuff. “What about that?” “Sweet-and-sour pork!” “You put vinegar in it?” “No…” “Then why is it so black?” “I got mixed up. I used soy sauce…” So you really were going to put vinegar in it… “Yikes… Is this supposed to be… cabbage and meatball soup?” “Mm-hmm! That’s right!” Li Chi tremblingly picks up a meatball and points at the unidentified thing sticking out of it. “What’s this…?” “The doctor said I should eat more vegetables, so I stuffed enoki mushrooms inside. It took me ages!” Li Chi never in a million years expected that, in only their second episode, his bargain-basement ‘girlfriend’ would already be trying to poison him!