Immortal Qin: My Whole Family Are Big Shots, So I’m Kicking Back

Name: Immortal Qin: My Whole Family Are Big Shots, So I’m Kicking Back
Author: The Stone Can Talk

仙秦：全家大佬，我直接开躺

by The Stone Can Talk (石头会说话)

Status: Completed
Length: 576k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Ying Ziyu transmigrates after a bolt of purple lightning strikes, becoming the nineteenth son of Ying Zheng.

It's a hellish start: barely moments after his birth, a traitor is already planning to switch him with a civet cat and kill both him and his mother.

[Mother, if my timing is right, Consort Li has already prepared the civet cat. Once she swaps me out, we're both done for!]

Consort Li: ?

[My father really is handsome. He's so diligent, spending all day buried in memorials, but it's a shame he'll only live a few more years.]

Ying Zheng: ?

[Big Brother is so refined, but it's a shame he trusts Confucianism too much and neglects martial arts. In the end, he'll only be able to watch Zhao Gao usurp the throne of Great Qin. He won't save the people of the world, and instead will go down in history as a cowardly prince. What a pity!]

Fusu: ?

[So Brother Hai was such a good person as a child. What a shame Zhao Gao led him astray. Not only did he become a villain who slaughtered his own brothers, he also brought about the fall of Great Qin and became a sinner for the ages!]

Hu Hai: ?

As Ying Ziyu grows up, he watches history unfold and is left dumbfounded.

Ying Zheng stops obsessing over elixirs of immortality and executes the alchemist Xu Fu. Under his rule, Great Qin grows ever more powerful.

The refined Fusu has a sudden awakening and starts learning the art of war. He rides into battle with sword in hand, striking such fear into the Xiongnu that he becomes a legendary god of slaughter.

Fusu: “If teaching them is useless, then I'll become a demon myself if that's what it takes to change this world!”

The useless prince Hu Hai suddenly comes into his own. After breaking free of Zhao Gao's control, he devotes himself to studying and martial arts. He eventually excels at both, earning fame throughout the land.

The three of them stare at Ying Ziyu with shining eyes. “We hear there are plenty of lands on the other side of the sea. You tell us where they are, and we'll conquer them! How about it?”

Ying Ziyu: This Great Qin isn't right!

Other names

Great Qin: The Ancestral Dragon's Family Goes on a Killing Spree After Hearing My Thoughts大秦：祖龙一家偷听心声后杀疯了Alternate title on Fanqie

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Back in the day, I accidentally obtained the Nine Star Heavenly Technique in *Douluo Continent*, cultivating it to the peak of the Heavenly Jewel Transformation realm. I thought I was invincible, using the power of *Martial Universe* to challenge *Mad God*, *Child of Light*, *God Venerable*, *Asura War God*, and *Immortal King*, aiming to create a magnificent *Zhu Xian* masterpiece.
475 likes2y ago
Author, are you messing with my mentality? The moment I see a good part, you just disappear! I only have one request now: update soon! 😏😏😏😏😏😏
49 likes2y ago
This story is so captivating; once you start reading, you can't stop. Author, how do you have such a brilliant mind to write something so interesting and engaging?
48 likes2y ago
Dear author, I am the parent of this account. Recently, my child has been refusing to eat or speak, showing no signs of anger or expression. However, I've noticed he only smiles and seems lively when reading Tomato Novels. Later, while he was in the bathroom, I checked his phone and discovered he's been reading your book extensively. Furthermore, I found a critical illness notice under his pillow.
39 likes2y ago
Author, is there a female lead? Please, please, please don't have a female lead! I don't like female leads.
36 likes2y ago
Beautiful! I love Hu Hai for thinking of his younger brother! 💕💕💕
36 likes2y ago
The protagonist is reborn through cultivation, has a fondness for gold, and it's possible he's undergoing a dual rebirth, moving from the modern world to the cultivation world, then failing his tribulation and ending up in the Qin Dynasty. This dual worldview allows him to do many things.
32 likes2y ago
It's good. A ten-year veteran reader recommends it. The updates are too slow, so I suggest urging the author to update more. Doesn't the author get bored taking so many days off?
27 likes2y ago
At first, I thought it was a fairly formal historical novel, but as I read on, I realized it was "Immortal Qin," with many fictional settings... But it was quite interesting nonetheless. Semi-elevated.
24 likes2y ago
Looking at Fusu, who was manipulating the power of the stars in the heavens, Huhai, surrounded by ten thousand swords in the air, and Ying Liu, who commanded millions of Yin soldiers on the ground, Liu Bang said tremblingly, "Brother Zheng, I admit I spoke a little too loudly just now."
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