After Ten Years in Seclusion, I Start Livestreaming My Ghost Hunts

Jiang Feng: “My parents died from the start, my grandfather passed away, and my relatives tried to kill me. I got a golden finger, so I must be the protagonist!” System: “You’re just an orphan, but you sure make it sound grand.” [Congratulations, Host! You have connected with a karmic bond and obtained the Supreme Old Lord’s skill: Mythic-Grade Alchemy!] [Congratulations, Host! You have connected with a karmic bond and obtained Erlang Shen Yang Jian’s skill: Eight-Nine Arcane Art (Mastered)!] Jiang Feng: “Lan Qiao, introduce me to some fairies. I’ve been single for thirty years!” System: “Not only are you an orphan, you’re also a hopeless single dog. (Funny)” Lan Qiao: “Fairy Chang’e says you can go eat shit.” System: [Sensed Chang’e’s fart. Connected with a karmic bond and obtained Chang’e’s skill: Female Body.] Jiang Feng: “Fuck off! I don’t want that!”