This System Is Such a Jerk

Li Ming brings a System with him when he transmigrates to a cultivation sect, only to find that it's a total dud of a System. It drives him into a state of utter despair.

From then on, the sect's whole atmosphere goes off the rails...

His fellow disciples: “Quick, get out of here! That menace has tamed another new pet!”

Li Ming says gravely, “I must clarify: I really wasn't the one who corrupted the sect's atmosphere.”