I Hear Cultivation Is Hard

[Big dog energy + Goofy and outrageous + Prodigies + A touch of ensemble cast + Feel-good power fantasy + No romance] Mu Qingqing, a little cannon-fodder character in a pampered cultivation heroine story, awakens and binds herself to the Big Villain System. So she promptly sends herself to the villain sect that everyone in the original story despises. Join the villains, learn from the villains, surpass the villains. Senior brothers and sisters, we're all villains in this sect. Together, we can destroy the cultivation world! Wait, hold on. How did our sect become the shining light of the righteous path? Changsheng Sect is a breeding ground for peerless villains. The first senior brother, a swordsmanship prodigy, is tormented by inner demons. Once he goes berserk, he'll slaughter half the cultivation world. The second senior brother, a prince of the demon clan, is ruthlessly ambitious. He'll lead his people to grow strong and drive human cultivators to the brink of despair. The third senior sister, a holy maiden of the demon realm, is cold and world-weary. She'll break the seal on the demon realm and kick the entire cultivation world to the roadside. Every day, the villains work hard to add another log to the fire consuming the cultivation world, already on the brink of collapse. That is, until they get the least adorable junior sister in the world. Ever since they got a junior sister, all the villains have aching backs and sore legs. They don't even have the strength to hang themselves anymore. And their little junior sister insists on dragging them along in her antics. Mu Qingqing: If the protagonist always gets their way, it just means the villains aren't trying hard enough! The villains: Thanks, but all we want now is to stay alive. Mu Qingqing: My senior brothers and sisters seem a little down lately. How about one of my lovingly made Ten-Tonic Vitality Pills? First Senior Brother: horrified Second Senior Brother: takes the pill Second Senior Brother: spits blood Third Senior Sister, praising her: “That's some truly miraculous handiwork, Junior Sister.”