While staying at the older guy next door's house, I got caught watching a dirty movie. After he gave me a stern lecture, I rubbed my eyes and cried.
He patted my back with his big hand and gently coaxed me, “You need to behave. If you pick up bad habits, how am I supposed to explain it to your sister?”
I cried even harder. He had no idea I'd been in love with him for almost ten years.