What the heck? Appendicitis can kill you? And now I've transmigrated? How ridiculous can this get... And I have to go toe-to-toe with Cthulhu, too?
An office drone dies of appendicitis, then gets conned into saving the galaxy by some weirdo whose voice sounds like the River God from "Ten Cold", and goes off fighting all kinds of unfathomable Great Old Ones with a little octopus. That's the story...