My Childhood Friend Is a Hopeless Romantic

I lost a game on a variety show and was asked what my most recent chat with a friend was about. My arrogant childhood friend, who had just had a fight with me, was sending me message after message.

"So you're giving me the silent treatment after our fight?"

"Unbelievable. You're the only one allowed to have a temper?"

"Then why don't you just block me?!"

"Seriously, just ignore me, why don't you."

The next second, I heard an Alipay notification: "Alipay received 52,000 yuan."

"I'm really mad."

"I don't even want the money anymore. Whoever wants it can have it."

"Not enough? If you agree to let me be your boyfriend, I can add more."

"Two apartments? Three bank cards? Four cars?"

"Please, sweetheart, at least leave me something to marry you with."

"Forget it. You can have it all."

That day, the trending topics exploded.

And the movie star ex-boyfriend sitting beside me lost it too.