Our Zerg Have Laser Weapons. So What?

[Reborn Villain] [Zerg Evolution] [The Fourth Calamity]

Host: “In the world’s only 100% virtual reality game, Abyss Online, the alliance made up of all the players has now lost 50% of its territory.

Our guest today is the culprit behind all this, the world Boss and Lord of the Zerg, Mr. Enge Hashalaton.

Let’s hear what the Lord of the Zerg Swarm, who has brought the world to ruin, has to say to everyone.”

Enge: “Is it my turn to speak?” (quietly)

Director: “Yes, yes, go ahead.” (quietly)

Enge: “Great, okay, ahem...” (clears throat)

Enge: “I’m telling you, the Zerg are the real deal. What are you yelling about? Do you even understand how valuable evolution is? Don’t give me that Darwin nonsense. Who do you think you’re fooling? I’m putting it right here: the Zerg can evolve not only laser cannons, but starships too. Just you wait and see.”

The players watching: “Nice.”