Fighting for Glory in Honor of Kings: There's a Rich-Lady Yao, and Then There's a Rich-Lady Yao

Ye Feng: “I'll give you 20 kills.” Unlucky Player A: “You said it! I'll put my girlfriend's 36D chest on the line!” Unlucky Player A: “First blood! I've got the world at my feet! This feels amazing!” Unlucky Player A: “I'm sharing the wealth around, don't spoil me alone!” Unlucky Player A: “??? Seriously, give the kills to someone else!” Unlucky Player A: “This is rough, bro! Seriously, stop following me, please!” Unlucky Player A: “Bro, you've got your 20 kills. How about you just kill me now?” Ye Feng: “Our teammates got into an argument, so all five of them went AFK!” Unlucky Player B: “Charge! Free win! Thanks, Daddy!” Unlucky Player B: “We've taken all the outer towers. Let's group up and push mid!” Forty minutes later! Unlucky Player B: “This is Honor of Kings, not a tower-defense game!” An hour later! Unlucky Player B: “Mom! There's something creepy here!” Two hours later! Unlucky Player B: “I surrender. Thanks, bro, for helping me kick my internet addiction!”