Look Into It, He Really Doesn't Seem to Be Acting

[At the arrest scene]

Chen Mo: Sorry, you're under arrest. I'm not an undercover cop. I'm a Night Watchman.

Drug lord: Impossible, Brother Chen. Stop joking around. You're a born villain. How could you be a Night Watchman? Give me one more chance. This must be a test from the boss, right?

[In the interrogation room]

Chen Mo: Confess and you'll be treated leniently. Resist and you'll be dealt with harshly.

Drug lord: Come on, Brother Chen, drop the act. You look like you've done at least ten years. Just tell me the truth. You're our mole in the Night Watchmen, right?

[Later, facing the firing squad]

Drug lord: Officers, I have a report to make. I recommend a thorough investigation of Chen Mo. He's not acting. There's definitely something wrong with him!

Also known as: "How I Became a Crime Boss Thanks to My Face," "How Looking Too Much Like a Criminal Forced Me to Become a Night Watchman," and "The Villains Beg Me to Get Them a Good Person Card"

#Villain PTSD# #A Thorough Investigation Is Definitely in Order# #His Acting Makes Me Want to Call the Police#