Black Dog Vehicle Inspections: The Cars I Sell Come with Soul Rings

Black dogs inspect cars, white dogs wail at funerals!

I'm a used-car dealer, and I only sell Soul Ring cars.

Hey, brother, looking to buy a car?

You'll get a cute little floater thrown in for free. The AC blows ice-cold, even when it's off.

It's not that new cars are out of reach, it's that Soul Ring cars are better value.

What? The AC vent is spitting blood and foam?

That's a parting gift from the previous owner.

What? The brake pedal won't go all the way down?

The little cutie is just teasing you...