Laugh Until You Shake! I Flirted with the Movie Emperor and Made Him My Pet

Name: Laugh Until You Shake! I Flirted with the Movie Emperor and Made Him My Pet
Author: One-Pound Chubby

笑出帕金森！撩了影帝当狗玩

by One-Pound Chubby (一斤小胖墩)

Status: Completed
Length: 516k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Celebrity + Sweet Romance in Showbiz + Livestreaming + Gossip + Comedy]

A slightly unhinged has-been actress versus a somewhat aloof, love-struck movie emperor

Yi Man transmigrates into a book, landing in a melodramatic Mary Sue novel as a vase-like cannon-fodder supporting actress.

Yi Man: Cannon fodder? No, no, no. I’m your daddy. All of you, get down on your knees and call me Daddy.

When asked during Truth or Dare if she had a crush on anyone, Yi Man answered sincerely, “Liking one person is too exhausting, so I like ten.”

When the heroine picked a fight with her, Yi Man spat and said, “Life is so dull, but green tea soaked in shit has plenty of flavor!”

When the heroine spread rumors that she was promiscuous, Yi Man calmly picked up the phone and dialed. “Hello, Officer? I’d like to report someone spreading sexual rumors about me online~”

Before long, Yi Man had become buddies with the captain of the local police station. She was always calling him: “Officer, I’ve got a first-class merit coming your way!” “Officer, someone’s committing a crime!” “Officer~ Officer~”

Ever since Captain Zhao met Yi Man, his grin had been harder to suppress than an AK’s recoil.

Later, Yi Man gained the ability to uncover gossip. As long as she knew someone’s name, she could even tell you what color underwear they wore.

What? That stingy guy spent only 450 yuan on his girlfriend in an entire year, and she even bought his underwear for him.

What? A guy confessed to Yi Man during a livestream, only for it to come out that he and his own father had done that sort of thing.

What? An old woman and her son conspired to kill his wife for the insurance money, only for it to be revealed that the old woman had murdered all four of her husbands?

Later, Yi Man became famous and rose to star status!

As her fame grew, so did her nerve. She flirted with a movie emperor and treated him like a pet.

The movie emperor was hopelessly in love and would marry no one but Yi Man.

Stats

235Chapters

105Reads · 30 days

67.8kReads · all time

101Shelf adds, last 14 days

6.6Score

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