
You’re Dead, So Stop Flirting with Me
死人,别撩我
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 812k Words
- Genre
- Mystery
- Subgenre
- Female-Channel Mystery
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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The plot is novel and exciting one after another. The male protagonist was plotted to extract his soul, and the female protagonist's father (Mr. Yin Yang) made a mistake when summoning the male protagonist's soul due to drinking, so that the female protagonist became the male protagonist's flesh and blood food, and was tied to life and death. In order to get rid of the male protagonist, he began to contact the inheritance left by his ancestors, and finally fought with the male protagonist against foreign enemies. The heroine clearly knows that she is not proficient in those businesses and does not practice more and learn more. She is very brave every time. She rushes in regardless of the heat. She knows that emergencies are always happening around her. She always does not bring tools. Either none or a few are missing. Otherwise, she is not proficient in the business and always makes mistakes. The heroine can survive. The author is indispensable. In real life, one mistake will kill you long ago. He can also make you make mistakes again and again, and live well after being frightened again and again.
The front part was okay, but there was only a quarter of the way to the end when I suddenly didn't want to read anymore and forced myself to skip through it.
The spy war with a patriotic theme can be so romantic, thrilling, and even interspersed in ordinary life in the author's writing. The reason why we can live a safe and carefree life is due to the sacrifices of so many unknown heroes. We worship the heroes. Thanks to the author for presenting his perfect work! Looking forward to your next work
After reading a few chapters, I saw a comment saying that the heroine was always crying, so I wanted to give up. Later, I felt bored and picked it up again. Yes, it is really good. I really want to read it. To be honest, the heroine was really uncomfortable when encountering this kind of thing. She didn't know what to do.
The heroine is half-baked ➕The hero is a living dead. The story is quite special, but there are some parts that I can't stand. I don't know whether the content is not attractive enough or the logic is not right. I can't tell... Five stars are an encouragement to the author. Anyone who can write a story deserves encouragement and support!
The score for such a good-looking book is too low. I didn't expect that a book I randomly ordered for Tomato Beans would be so good-looking. Even though the heroine in the front looked very expensive and burdensome, she was also the closest to reality. Who wouldn't break down when faced with that kind of situation? The heroine is already very brave. From the beginning, she was trying to get rid of the ghosts and ghosts in order to escape and live. Later, she studied hard and faced it bravely for the sake of innocent people and the hero. It was really good. It was not enough to watch. Why didn't there be more extra stories about them getting married and having children?
In the beginning, the male protagonist is resurrected from the dead, and the female protagonist resists because she becomes the male protagonist's food, and gradually comes into contact with the Feng Shui profession of her ancestors. In the process of searching for the murderer, the male and female protagonists discovered that the 🇯🇵 conspiracy affecting the security of the world was around them, so... Very exciting [Like] The heroine is just an ordinary little girl, a little kind, a little timid. The love of the hero makes her work harder and encourage each other [KISS]
It's really good to read, and the content is okay, horror + suspense + love, but I was not satisfied with the setting of the heroine when I first read it. I thought the heroine was timid and afraid of getting into trouble. But later on, as the plot went on and the hero was injured, she worked harder to protect herself and her lover. The overall effect was good [Adoration] [Adoration] [Adoration] [Smirking] [Smirking] You really need to be patient and patient when reading this novel!
To be honest, I feel that the basis of this book has a big problem. How can a dead person come back to life and give birth to a child [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] Apart from that, the rest is pretty good. The story is advanced in a very realistic way. I feel that the relationship between the two people cultivated in various crises is also very sincere. The male protagonist is still very protective of her. The reversal in the middle is also very good and the arrangement is very reasonable. The barley scene is also quite tragic. It's quite real, and the characters don't have any particularly fake and pretentious settings. I can't say more for fear of spoilers [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
In fact, there's nothing wrong with the heroine. Anyone would collapse. A person who doesn't believe in metaphysics will definitely cry when he suddenly finds out that a dead person has come back to life and is still haunting him. If this kind of thing happens in reality, we may not be as good as her.