Ten Beasts, Ten Beauties

You have ten marriages decreed by fate, and the ten greatest divine beasts in the world. A bold, hearty beauty who can crack the heavens and shatter the earth, suppressing the Nine Heavens; wontons and buns so filling they could stuff a man to death. I am the proprietress. Pearls of sorrow like falling rain, a song of longing that slays the gods; a sweet little girl who stands up and is still ten inches taller than you. I am Tangyuan. Racing for supremacy across the Central Plains, commanding the three armies and throwing the land into chaos; an empress with a commanding presence, who turns out to be no taller than your waist. I am Ninth Aunt. I’ll slash through the heavens until no sword cultivator remains, cleave through the ages until no blade wielder is left; I’ll make a name for myself as peerless under heaven and win a fearsome reputation for all eternity. Beast name: Big Cleaver. A storm of staff shadows sweeps away all opposition; the Hell Demon Ape sighs in solitude. No need for some prodigy to make a name: none who face demonic slaughter ever return. Beast name: White Bone Club. I bow to no immortal or Buddha, and revere no heaven. What can immortals, demons, monsters, or Buddhas do to me? At the end of destruction stands the Undying King; tempered through countless trials, he proves himself invincible. Beast name: Black Cauldron. The wheels of fate begin turning at this very moment.