Villain: I Refuse to Be a Simp, and I’ll Slay the Heaven’s Chosen

Cao Jie transmigrates to Great Qian and becomes the heir apparent of the Marquis of Divine Might, the sole successor to the title. His father is the ultimate schemer. At court, he says, “I am a military man and no good with words,” while behind the scenes he muses, “I hear the Empress Dowager still has her charms!” With a start this ridiculously lucky, you’d think the original owner of this body would have it made. Instead, he was a damn simp! He groveled at the feet of a woman pretending to be above it all, showering her with countless treasures, only to be met with cold stares and disgust! For three whole years, she never once gave him so much as a kind look! Simping really does lead to an early grave! Let whoever wants the job take it. I’m done with it! He binds himself to the Villain System, and from the start, the Chosen One threatens to break off their engagement? Great! Just as you wish! He storms over to break off the engagement. The Chosen One cries and swears, “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don’t look down on a poor young man!” But Cao Jie has already set out on the path of a villain who plays by no rules. “Ding! Host flirted with the Chosen One’s master and earned the title of Cao the Thief!” “Ding! Host successfully seized the Chosen One’s opportunity and obtained the Myriad Ages Heaven-Swallowing Art!” “Ding! ...” After Cao Jie plundered every last opportunity meant for the Chosen One, she was consumed with regret and tearfully asked him, “Can’t we start over?” Looking at the Chosen One, her face streaked with tears, Cao Jie smiled elegantly. “Of course. Then let’s never part again!” The Heaven-Swallowing Art activated. Beauty turned to dry bones, and he attained the supreme Dao! “Heh heh heh, you Chosen Ones, help this young lord cultivate!”