Name: Hell, Heed My Call! In My Name, Strike Back at Gods and Buddhas
Author: Zhang the Second Generation

Synopsis

[Villainous Demon Lord + Invincible + Comedy + No Female Lead or One Female Lead]

An old man in black carries a baby across the River of the Underworld, then tosses the child to a group of ghosts.

“Raise him until he's eighteen, then send him out of Hell.”

The old man points at two ghosts at random. “From now on, you two are his parents. Raise him properly. If you mess him up, I'll scatter your three souls and seven spirits.”

The overwhelming pressure makes all the ghosts tremble and prostrate themselves on the ground.

After the old man leaves,

Chi stares blankly at Mei and asks, “Do you know how to be a mom?”

Mei shakes her head in tears. “I haven't even gotten married yet, for crying out loud...”

Chi: “You're an eight-thousand-year-old peach tree and you haven't gotten married? How many strapping young men have you led astray by now?”

Mei: “Oh, go to hell! You're a twenty-thousand-year-old mountain god, and you still...”

“You idiot! Shut up!”

Eighteen years later, the world's strongest exorcist grabs Dai Hong's hand and earnestly tries to talk him out of it. “Listen, Xiao Dai, you really can't go over there. That's the River of the Underworld, the entrance to Hell!”

Dai Hong turns around and gives him a hard slap. “Get lost! That's my home!”

Other names

I Just Came Back from Hell, and You're Trying to Scare Me with the Supernatural?我刚从地狱出来，你拿诡异吓我？Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

165Chapters

1.9kReads · 30 days

158.3kReads · all time

337Shelves

8.0Score

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